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They're the newest boy band craze to (s)hit the pop culture scene: The Jonas Brothers.

We've been seeing them everywhere, and ( unless you are a preppy dumbass, a girl ages 12 - 17 or both ) you are likely sick of them and wish they would die.

I decided to take out some of my frustration by writing this little story.

: Fight the power!

~ Backstage at the Jonas Brothers concert~

The Jonas brothers were playing the last song of their set. Thousands of teenage girls ages 12-17 jumped up and down, screaming at the top of their lungs, as their idols hopped around on stage.

"...I don't know what hurts worse baby/
Seeing you with him or being alone/
On my own..." Kevin Jonas sang the last few lines in his high pitched, girly voice.
The screaming coming from the audience rose to a deafening crescendo. "Thanks, it was great being here tonight!" They called out to the crowd, and exited.

Back in the dressing room, the boys were resting.
" Whew, that sure was one heck of a show. " Breathed Joe.

" I know." Said Nick. Rivers of sweat ran down his forehead, his cheeks red and hot. " God, i'm so hot and sweaty."

Joe's tiny dick hardened almost instantly. Quickly, he pulled off his trousers, took off his chastity ring, and placed it on his erect 4-inch penis. He did the same with Nick's ring. His throbbing erection gently entered Nick's tender pink asshole,and began to slowly thrust back and forth. Nick moaned as Joe's pink love rocket explored the warm, dark, damp tunnel of his colon. Joe started to speed up. Faster and faster he went at it, it was like there was a cockroach inside Nick's ass and he was trying to squish it with his penis.

Joe pulled out just as he was about to come, and turned Nick's head. Sploosh! He was so white, he looked like a ghost. A rather ectoplasmy ghost.

At that moment the eldest brother, Kevin, entered the room. "Don't leave me out of this," He exclaimed, " I want some, too!"

So, Kevin stripped off his clothes. The sight of Kevin's hairless, miniature package and undescended testicles gave Joe extraordinarily hard woody. He could feel his pulse coursing throughout his penis, which, having just been inside Nick's anus, was covered in shit. It looked like a chocolate mushroom, or a black man's tool, only not nearly as large.

Kevin went down on Joe. God, he was sucking it like a man dying of thirst in the desert. He slobbered and made out with Joe's dick, his tongue caressing the head and savouring the refreshing taste of shitcock. Joe pushed further in, and Kevin squealed in delight, pulling off the chastity rings with his tongue and swallowing them, washing it all down with some of Joe's refreshing man-milk.

" Ooh, I'm a diiirty boy," Joe hissed erotically to his brothers, " I need a nice, warm shower.."

Kevin and Nick went over to the dressing room sinks and each took a long drink of water. Nick went over to the mini-fridge and took out two stalks of asparagus. He quickly ate one and gave the other to Kevin, who did the same.

They whipped out their wee wee-wees and started to release the dragon all over Joe. Joe was in pure ecstacy. His wang was as hard as a prosthetic limb, and he was lovin' it like Mcdonalds. All he could think about was the pure bliss of warm, golden piss raining down on him, like blessed rays of liquid sunshine.

At that moment, Miley Cyrus walked in. She took off her shirt and bra, revealing her soft, supple young breasts, and cast off her jeans.
An audible WHOOSH sound was heard as Miley's cock came free. And it was huge. It had to be what, 7, maybe 8 inches flaccid?

Nick sat down as Miley squatted over him. Out came a spray of smelly, brown, nutty diaherrea.

Miley and the other two brothers went to town, licking the semen and liquefied shit off of Nick like he was a human ice cream cone. They licked him clean.

Miley rubbed her dick in the piss on the floor, and stuck it in Kevin's ass. Kevin put his little pintle inside Joe, who shoved it in Nick, who commenced making love to Miley's asshole. They were a
mantrain of four, moving in a circle. They were like this for a while, until Miley orgasmed. Up Kevin's
bunghole shot a wad of tranny semen. The sheer euphoria set off Kevin's gun, which made Joe and Nick cum.

Breathing hard, they slumped to the cum, shit, and piss covered floor.
" Best...concert...ever."


Recent Game Medals

Green Bottle 50 Points Drunk on Love. Medal Stats.
Red Runner 50 Points You must love puns. Medal Stats.
Mystery Rice 10 Points Stir-fried with... stuff. Medal Stats.
Pork Buns 25 Points Soft and full of meaty goodness. Medal Stats.
Mystery Noodles 10 Points Oodles of noodles and... stuff. Medal Stats.
Chicken Penne 10 Points Chicken and pasta! Delicious. Medal Stats.
Sleepy Success 5 Points Food coma galore. Medal Stats.
Beef Stew 10 Points Warm and savory stew. Medal Stats.
Delicious Dinner 5 Points No whine and dine! Just dining. Medal Stats.
Chicken Pizza 10 Points With pesto and tomatoes! Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 969 (From 148 different games.)