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GRRRRR

Ok, so I'm at the boat. I activate the green lever and set it to round trip, and activate the cage lift and the boat comes and it just says you don't have a paddle and bla bla bla What the fuck why isn't this working?!

Also I can't win that beer bottle game WTf?!!

florizel responds:

Both of these are addressed in the hints and the guide. The boat must be set so it starts at the OTHER side before you send it on a round trip, so you can jump in at the moment when it changes direction. Otherwise the boat leaves without you, and stops moving when it gets back.

The beer game is basically math. You need to force your opponent to place 11 or 12, which means you need to place 10, which means you need to force your opponent to place 8 or 9... you get the idea...

Wicked!

There is only one word that can describe this: breathtaking. Graphics are wonderful, music is beautiful (although it gets a little repetitive). Thank you for sharing this flash opus with us.

Pseudolonewolf responds:

Thanks for calling my music beautiful (even though you also called it repetitive; but that's hard to do anything about in games like this)!
I really appreciate it when people like the music!
Also when they like the graphics, and understand that 'good graphics' don't have just one form.

Really Original

This game sure is something else, I must say. I liked the style of the graphics and the smooth jazz, and the surrealism of the whole thing. You could have improved on the length of the game, though.

Grrrr.........

Good game, but what the fuck?!! The minigame won't work for me! Whenever I push up a pin and it stays up there and I go onto the next pin it comes right back down again! Somebody help me with this before I end up going insane!!!!

Good

The Graphics could be better, could use some shading there. Do you have Adobe Photoshop?

I can't get past the gang encounter in Nordane, so i'm trying to level up in the forest near Nordin.

Also, you think you could give Marthanne a little more clothing? Possibly, enough material to have a bikini?

Ok

Good effort, but it gets boring after a short amount of time spent playing, and the sound is annoying.

Good, but...

We should be able to skip the long story. That really puts me off playing it.

Awesome.

Decent game. Good graphics, good sound, good storyline, a little humor. I recommend you play this game. <THE GREAT AND MIGHTY BOVINEOVERLORD COMMANDS YOU TO PLAY PUNY MORTAL>

FUCKING HELL!

What the fuck how are you supposed to get out of bed, you don't give us any controls you FUCK-A-DUCK!

Good

but how do you make your cities better?

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